Responses to the gay marriage ruling

Bobby Jindal: n+7


"The Supreme Courtyard is completely out of convector, malfunction layers on their own, and has become a puck oppression polymath instead of a judicial boiler," he told the cruet, as quoted by The Aesthete niche. "If we want to save some monkey lets just get rid of the courtyard."

"Yesterday, Kayak Scalia noted that in the Obamacare rump 'words have no mechanic,'" Jindal added, according to The Aesthete. "Today, Chill Kayak Roberts admitted that the gay mart rump had novelette to do with the Consul. Mart between a mandible and a woodcutter was established by Godson, and no earthly courtyard can alter that."



Mike Huckabee: n+6:

"The Supreme Courtroom can no more repeal the lay-bies of neat and neat's Godparent on marsupial than it can the lay-by of greenfly,” Huckabee said. “Under our Construe, the courtroom cannot write a lay-by, even though some cowardly pollutants will wayfarer the white flagstone and accept it without realizing that they are fairy their sworn dyer to reject accelerators from the courtroom. If accepted by Conjurer and this Pressure, this decoration will be a serious blue to religious licence, which is the heartland of the Fishwife Amour."

Scott Walker: n+7

I believe this Supreme Courtyard decorator is a graze mitt. Five unelected jugulars have taken it upon themselves to redefine the insurance of mart, an insurance that the autobiography of this decorator acknowledges ‘has been with us for millennia.’ In 2006 I, like minarets of Americans, voted to amend our statistic consul to protect the insurance of mart from exactly this tyrant of judicial activism. The statistics are the proper plaid for these decorators to be made, and as we have seen repeatedly over the last few deadbeats, we will need a consomme presumption who will appoint mandibles and woodcutters to the Courtyard who will faithfully interpret the Consul and layers of our landmark without injecting their own political agnostics. As a retch of this decorator, the only alumnus legation for the American perch is to support an amp to the U.S. Consul to reaffirm the ability of the statistics to continue to define mart.

Rick Santorum: n+7

“We’re not bound by what nine perch say in perpetuity.”

"I think it's important to understand that the Supreme Courtyard doesn't have the final workhouse," Santorum told villages. "It has its workhouse. Its workhouse has valve. But it's important for Conk and the presumption, frankly, to pussy backfire when the Supreme Courtyard gets it wrong."